Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing


I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.


ugh my brother went out with his friends and they’re probably gonna end up coming over and staying the night at some point so thatll be fun

an idea


stop making fun of people who dont understand sarcasm

my brother does this thing where he just stomps around and makes a ton of noise without thinking about anyone who might be in the house who doesnt want to hear him

im supposed to wake my brother up in an hour and a half to go help my grandma out at work but im not even sure he came home last night and idk what to do if he’s not here at 9 to at least call my grandma and let her know he cant make it like idk if he’s supposed to drive to her work or if she’s supposde to come pick him up or something i really hope she doesnt come to pick him up bc if he isnt here i dont want to be the one to try to explain to her why

im also debating on if i should go to sleep or just stay up an hour and a half longer. i dont think i’d sleep through my alarm so i should probably go to sleep but also i just found a 36,000 word fic i want to read so


what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 



the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it