fyeahjokeredi:

joker watches a tool assisted speedrun and eats popcorn like a mature adult

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fyeahjokeredi:

joker watches a tool assisted speedrun and eats popcorn like a mature adult

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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

dimpledlouis:

I’m at Home Depot and there’s a really hot guy working check out what should I do should I deep throat the sink faucet were buying

I’m gonna put an ad on Craigslist that’s like “silly person looking 4 someone to talk to her about things she likes and cuddle bc she can’t sleep”

not really bc I’m terrified of Craigslist but




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wehaveallgotknives:

flux—and—flow:

orangewave:

AND NOW WE KNOW WHY THIS SCENE GOT DELETED

some mark their friendship with bracelets and lockets. some measure their friendship in silver and gold. some show their friendship with matching tattoos. we forge our friendship by saving the world.

i was like “im gonna write!!!” and then i ended up spending like an hour and a half making a lizzie/darcy mix and a cover to go w it

so i may have just put together a lizzie/darcy playlist

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.Don’t let them see.Be the good dad you always have to be.Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.